Wednesday, April 1, 2009

It's official- the only antidepressant that works is-


It's official. Word is breaking on the AP and Reuters, Thompson and Bloomberg wires that the only antidepressant- the only guarenteed way to get out of a depressive state is...


chocolate.


Hearing this news, both Thompson and Bloomberg wires are reporting that Big Pharma is pulling out their hair as pharmacies all over the world are dumping Prozac, Zoloft, and Paxil down the toilet, causing these companies to beg President Obama for money to stave off bankruptcy , siting if he can listen to GM and Chrysler, he can help them.


President Obama is remaining silent on this, but has been updated on this situation. The most pressing thing on his agenda today is a meeting with the Queen at Buck Palace and to meet the corgis, and bringing one home for his children, a boy which the Presient has named "Winston", because he likes the name, and it's an all black puppy with a small white spot on it's neck shaped like a heart that reminds him of the late Sir Winston.


The president also has an appointment with the head of Cadburys to figure out why American chocolate cannot hold a candle to European, and will it now need a script from the p-doc to get it? Other things on their agenda is to discuss if the "hot' Green M and M candy is single.

A pharmacy student at Rutpurrs, contacted by this journalist, stated "this is a nightmare. We all know the Latin for the big drugs, but learning "dispence white/dark/ semi sweet/ chocolate as needed every 8 hours", is just too much. I may just drop out before I get my really cool white lab coat which is a real chick magnet".

13 comments:

Ellen said...

He he. Wish this were true. You tickled my funny bone this morning! Cheers, Ellen

Gianna said...

Brilliant Susan...
you've still got it baby!!

susan said...

Ellen, thank you! I am glad to make someone happy!

gianna, thank you! It was my first attempt at April Fool's writing!

Melissa said...

Awesome April Fools. =) (melzoom)

Stephany said...

hahaha!

Ana said...

Susan,
I've just spilled coffee on my keyboard.
:)

Christa said...

I didn't realize it was an April Fool's joke...I really WANT to believe the answer to depression IS chocolate (and sex, can we add sex too).

Surgeon in my dreams said...

Check your email if you haven't already....

:-)

Sherry in NH said...

Very funny.
Now where's my chocolate???

Stephany said...

well, sex and chocolate (and acupuncture) increase endorphins, i wrote a post about it...so i say go for it, whatever category suits a person!

plutoman said...

Laughter *definitely* works! Thanks.

Just Be Real said...

Susan, thank you for sharing your blog. Glad things are a bit better for you. Chocolate is my middle name lately.
Blessings.

bipolarlife said...

This is an April fools joke? Chocolate ALWAYS makes me feel better! Just ask that pack of Newman O's that I recently inhaled.

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